Top 10 Reasons NOT to see "Marley and Me"


So, the kids and I went to see "Marley and Me" while Robert was out of town. That night we sneaked him in the house to give him lots of love, and (during the full body massage) I found a mass on his hind leg. The next day we took him to the vet and aspirated the mass for testing. It came back as cancer. We took the mass out and now he's wearing a lamp shade on his head and we're hoping we got it all.
We've been through alot with this "damn dog" and he is most definately our favorite four legged friend!
So... here's our "Top Ten Reasons NOT to see Marley and Me"
1. Your dog sleeps in the house for the night
2. SO... your laundry room smells bad
3. then... your clothes start to stink
4. Then... in comes the dog food and the stinky dog water dish
5. then...you have to give your dog a full body massage
6. so during the massage you find a big mass on your dog's leg
7. you end up racking up a big vet bill
8. You remember all of the times this dog has been there for you when people haven't
9. You take your husband to see the movie and he cries so hard the people in the next room can hear him... OVER the sounds of "The Terminator"
10. Your heart hurts really bad when you realize how much you love the "damn dog".

My cute husband, Robert

My cute husband, Robert